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Hi there! Today we will be interviewing  Mr.Deckster / the crazy truck driver who witnessed Ike’s daring escape to save his owner. So what did you say to warn the old lady that you were coming? “Hey old lady, get out of the middle of the road!” And where exactly did this happen? “In Hawaii and I was TRYING to relax on a vacation.” What was the weather like? “It was snow-in like cats and dogs, or maybe that was just dandruff that I knocked out of that poor lady’s head when I ran her over.” What do you think about Ike going to dog school? “I think he definintely needs some training on saving people from crazy truck drivers. Unlike myself. However, I also think Ike should have stayed to save his odd owner. Luckily he made the daring escape just in time to save that crazy lady. ALWAYS REMEMBER look both ways!!!”