My name is Tech-Neck. I solve mysteries through technology. One day I was on a stroll. Then I saw someone fimiliar and sucpious person. His name Is Gargamell. So I just stayed cool and didn’t worry much. Then, out of the blue all of the city went black and electronic devices went out. The next day I started thinking about how that would effect communication. I decided to see what was going on. Next I make my way to see what the problem is and in the building there he is. GARGAMELL! Oh no! I have to hide immidiately and find out what he is planning. It got so late and I still couldn’t figure out what he was planning so I just went home and went to sleep. The next day I saw him walking the streets .Then I grabbed him and  pulled him to the side of the street. He thought I was a crazy, weirdo, sico person. He was crying like a baby and thought I was trying to steel him. I was like “Your the weirdo, sico here!” I told him exactly what I thought he was trying to accomplish. We looked at each other in silence it was very weird. “Ok then who is the villain here?” No one ” he said. An guess what? It was my BROTHER that I thought was a villain the whole time. He was just trying to see how the power got cut off. I was just being a little to over cuacios. But hey I’m a superhero that’s my job.

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Hi there! Today we will be interviewing  Mr.Deckster / the crazy truck driver who witnessed Ike’s daring escape to save his owner. So what did you say to warn the old lady that you were coming? “Hey old lady, get out of the middle of the road!” And where exactly did this happen? “In Hawaii and I was TRYING to relax on a vacation.” What was the weather like? “It was snow-in like cats and dogs, or maybe that was just dandruff that I knocked out of that poor lady’s head when I ran her over.” What do you think about Ike going to dog school? “I think he definintely needs some training on saving people from crazy truck drivers. Unlike myself. However, I also think Ike should have stayed to save his odd owner. Luckily he made the daring escape just in time to save that crazy lady. ALWAYS REMEMBER look both ways!!!”